Funny Facts

Funny Facts About Men

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry

3. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches

4. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps

5. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log doesn't burn, he will take it personally

6. Most men hate to shop. That is why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door

7. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly

8. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit

9. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie

10. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume his clothing has shrunk