1. Women love t shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
4. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
5. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
6. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
7. Origin of the word "woman" is: woo-man.
8. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
9. Women think all beer is the same.
10. Women brush their hair before bed.
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